"You see, the plan calls for you to hijack planes and fly them into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon." "Well, that would certainly hurt, but would it help? Won't the U.S. just invade wherever they want? Why not attack them where they are unwelcome, in Islamic countries?" "Because! Don't you see? We have to hit them where it hurts. If we destroy Wall Street, they won't be able to afford to dump tons of nuclear waste all over the people of the book!" "But isn't the New York Stock Exchange down the street? What's at the World Trade Center that we want destroyed? Or is it just symbolic, like the date? Fly right over Indian Point Energy Center? Have you even read Brzezinski? Are you sure you're not working for Wolfowitz? Anyway, wouldn't it be more expensive for them if the world makes them keep that stuff at home? You want us to die so that our Muslim brothers and sisters can be poisoned for 4.5 billion years? What's in it for me?" "Don't be silly. You'll get 70 copies of Playboy in paradise. You'll have to share. Times are tough all over. Yes, these are used, too. Now, here is the plan. You, Atta, you have to handle the wire transfers for the flight school money." "OK, but make them small. You know that in America, every transaction of ten thousand dollars or more has to be reported to the Feds." "Well, actually, at the last minute, we will require you to receive a wire transfer of $100,000, right when it will most risk your exposure, but you can handle it." "It seems like a setup. And what are you going to do about the Air Force?" "Don't be silly. Osama runs NORAD, don't you know? Allah will make the necessary phone calls on his behalf, and tell the Air Force to take a chill pill." "For a freakin' hour and a half? Even Osama can't do that! I've studied for five years; I know every detail of U.S. air security! I can disable a transponder, override flight safety control software both local and remote, and I can slip through every level of security. And you're telling me those fighter pilots are going to sit and watch the attacks on TV? For a freakin' hour and a half? Those guys do or die. I've trained with them! What threat do you think is going to keep them on the ground? Court martial? Hah. Death? Americans may be soft, but fighter pilots fear death the least of all of them. Many of our Muslim brothers are among the most fearless U.S. pilots, and would gladly die to defend America. And besides, you mentioned exposure. You know our plan has already been exposed by Associated Press! I showed you the clipping! You know that pilots read the papers. How can we even continue training after Ramzi and Murad went down? As soon as they read the word "hijack" they knew how to prevent this whole thing! You sure you can pull this off? You understand that the law requires an interception within the first fifteen minutes after a plane goes off course or loses contact? Even Bush knows this -- he trained to intercept planes in the Texas Air National Guard, which is specifically for domestic paramilitary operations. According to our estimates, Andrews will have two full squadrons on strip alert." "Go with Allah, my son. Osama will make the necessary phone calls."Sir Dave 'tmo' Soule