Oh, how the time passes. It seems think over and try to resolve where 23.What the hell is that smell?
one minute your peeling gum off my life is going. It's a simple way to 24.Is that me?
the sidewalk, and the next minute "stick with the program" as they 25.Jeez, I'm on fire again?
your lying in the gutter. My Jesus, say. Hope it helps you too. 26.If I am burning, should put me
it's real easy to let the days just 1.Who am I? out?
slip away. 2.Where am I? 27.What should I use?
I have found that a daily 3.Why am I here? 28.Would whipped cream work?
reminder helps me to keep my life 4.How come I'm not over there? 29.Have I got any?
in perspective 5.Who's that guy over there? 30.If the end of the world came
and focus me on making each day 6.What's he looking at? today
count. After all, none of us are 7.Has he got a problem? and everybody dies, am I ready to
getting 8.Does he want to fight? face
any younger and there comes a 9.Could I kick his ass? my creator dressed like this?
time 10.Why am I so lonely?
when you just have to become 11.Doesn't anybody like me? Godspeed my friends.
more 12.Why not?
adulter. Throw away your reckless 13.Am I so bad?
and 14.What's their problem?
silly ways and start acting your 15.Do they want to fight?
age. 16.Should I get a gun?
As a helper for anyone, like me, 17.Should I take a nap? * On a related topic, if you are the
who wants to make something of 18.Should I kill myself? victim of a hapless arm removal,
themselves, I have a list that I keep 19.Should I take a few people w/ and reattachment is unsuccessful,
taped to my liquor cabinet me? start practicing this phrase," I am a
(although if you don't have a liquor 20.Hey, where'd that guy go? one armed person."
cabinet the refrigerator, bedpost or 21.Did he go for backup?
toilet will do just fine) and each 22.Should I go ahead an splurge
morning I like to take one item, just on that curtain set I've had my
one, from the list as eyes on?
my "thought for the day". Just to