| Oh, how the time passes. It seems | think over and try to resolve where | 23.What the hell is that smell? | ||
| one minute your peeling gum off | my life is going. It's a simple way to | 24.Is that me? | ||
| the sidewalk, and the next minute | "stick with the program" as they | 25.Jeez, I'm on fire again? | ||
| your lying in the gutter. My Jesus, | say. Hope it helps you too. | 26.If I am burning, should put me | ||
| it's real easy to let the days just | 1.Who am I? | out? | ||
| slip away. | 2.Where am I? | 27.What should I use? | ||
| I have found that a daily | 3.Why am I here? | 28.Would whipped cream work? | ||
| reminder helps me to keep my life | 4.How come I'm not over there? | 29.Have I got any? | ||
| in perspective | 5.Who's that guy over there? | 30.If the end of the world came | ||
| and focus me on making each day | 6.What's he looking at? | today | ||
| count. After all, none of us are | 7.Has he got a problem? | and everybody dies, am I ready to | ||
| getting | 8.Does he want to fight? | face | ||
| any younger and there comes a | 9.Could I kick his ass? | my creator dressed like this? | ||
| time | 10.Why am I so lonely? | |||
| when you just have to become | 11.Doesn't anybody like me? | Godspeed my friends. | ||
| more | 12.Why not? | |||
| adulter. Throw away your reckless | 13.Am I so bad? | |||
| and | 14.What's their problem? | |||
| silly ways and start acting your | 15.Do they want to fight? | |||
| age. | 16.Should I get a gun? | |||
| As a helper for anyone, like me, | 17.Should I take a nap? | * On a related topic, if you are the | ||
| who wants to make something of | 18.Should I kill myself? | victim of a hapless arm removal, | ||
| themselves, I have a list that I keep | 19.Should I take a few people w/ | and reattachment is unsuccessful, | ||
| taped to my liquor cabinet | me? | start practicing this phrase," I am a | ||
| (although if you don't have a liquor | 20.Hey, where'd that guy go? | one armed person." | ||
| cabinet the refrigerator, bedpost or | 21.Did he go for backup? | |||
| toilet will do just fine) and each | 22.Should I go ahead an splurge | |||
| morning I like to take one item, just | on that curtain set I've had my | |||
| one, from the list as | eyes on? | |||
| my "thought for the day". Just to |