Premise:

The first female U.S. president issues a gun to every woman eighteen or over.

Homicide might spike lightly for a few days.

What else do you think would happen?

"Got a to-do list behind my eyes so
go tell your friends I'm still a feminist.
But I won't be coming to your benefit."
-- Le Tigre, "Much Finer"
Feminist Sweepstakes
2001 Mr. Lady Records